iTunes: Skip specific songs during shuffle

“My computer just started playing the Muppets rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Maybe shuffle wasn’t the best idea.” – A Facebook Friend

Ah, the weirdness of The Muppets interrupting your otherwise ordinary and glorious iTunes shuffling experience. We all love The Muppets in their proper context, however, sometimes they can catch you completely off guard. This is true especially when you’re trying to impress a new friend with your superior musical tastes. The solution is as follows.